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A letter from COO, Justin H.

June 21, 2013

A letter from COO, Justin H…..

Hello fans of Moire (A CAT)!

I wanted to let you know that I appreciate all the nice, sometimes threatening, emails I received over the weekend and earlier this week regarding the proper care of Moire during the summer.  After some confusion I realized he included my email address in his last column.  (The column where he was whining about my ‘budget awareness’ when it comes to his cosmetic needs.)

I do understand that he gets uncomfortable during hot and humid days and, as his fan base has spoken out, I’ve found room in the budget for him to get a trim and have nice little day at the kitty spa.  I certainly hope this makes everyone happy.  Moire is indeed very valuable to us as he is a wonderful technology ambassador and cuddly (I can’t believe I typed that) friend.

Have a nice weekend.  Stop by and pet Moire for us… and buy something!

Best –

JUSTIN

(The tight-wad, fun-hater COO at MPA)

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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