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Moiré’s Christmas List

December 6, 2013

Dearest Santa Claus, 

This is Moiré. I’m the incredibly modest, wildly handsome, intellectual, cunning, brave, efficient, and humble Kitty in Command at MPA in Bloomfield, Iowa. I am writing you this year to detail my Christmas wish list. I realize that, while things like world peace and global harmony are deeply important to me, it is hard for you to fulfill such requests – so I will stick to items easily ordered on Amazon.

Below is my list (linked for your convenience):

Please note that it is wall mountable, as I don’t have much counter space. 

I think this is a fitting toy for someone in my position. 

3.  “Merry and Bright” Liz Callaway Holiday album
I consulted on a production of the musical Cats, which is where I met Liz many years ago. 

I know a few semi-flabby humans, including one tight-wad, fun-hating COO, who could use this machine.   

5.  “Mom & Me & Mom” by Maya Angelou
As you know, I have a bit of a “thing” for Maya. Don’t judge. 

All I can say is… MEOW!!!!!

Finally, Mr. Claus, I want to extend my appreciation for everything you do to bring gifts to the young and young-at-heart this time of year. Your spirit is alive and well all year long in this kitty’s heart.

Fondest Regards,

MOIRE

P.S. – I love you.

P.P.S. – If you need some guidance on grooming, let me know.

Have a question for Moiré? Send it directly to the feline at moire@askmpa.com. He’s (im)patiently waiting… (Please note: MPA is not responsible for Moiré’s answers as he sometimes has a bit of a bad attitude.)

Diana Hill

Project Manager / Media Specialist - Diana is our Media Specialist by day, then a performer and music teacher by night. She brings to MPA a deep passion for creativity, and a near-insanity level of organization. Diana attended Indian Hills College and Truman State University, the latter from which she holds a B.A. in Music and an M.A. in Vocal Performance. She loves her family & friends, digs historic preservation, and just appreciates life in general. Being bored is never a problem, and she hasn't quite figured out how to do something “half-way.”

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