Ask Moire

Spring Has Sprung a Leak

March 21, 2014

It appears to be Spring. How do I know? One always knows it’s Spring at MPA due to the following inescapable realities:

• Jodie, in Design, no longer has to RUN from our office to the local Casey’s convenience store. Jodie can walk casually now…because it’s Spring.
• John, in Tech, has the ladies swooning as he sheds the coat and flaunts his muscles in the TIGHTEST MPA polo he can find. John doesn’t need a coat…because it’s Spring.
• Donnie, at the Front Desk, changes the lobby music from the reflective sounds of Regina Spektor, to the exceedingly club-like sounds of Mika. Donnie can dance at work…because it’s Spring.
• Justin, our tight wad fun-hater COO, can stop complaining about the snow tracked across his office floor. Justin can stop complaining about the floors because there’s always something else to complain about…because it’s Spring.
• Yours truly, the Kitty in Command (KIC), will enjoy the longer, sunnier days, by relaxing in every window sill. I can bask in the sun for longer periods…because it’s Spring.

So, my fine and faithful readers, I hope you have realized it is Spring and you, too, can now walk-casually-while-flaunting-your-muscles-and-listening-to-dance-music-while-finding-something-new-to-complain-about-basking-in-the-sun.

Fondest Regards,

MOIRE