August 9, 2013
L.C. asks: “Obviously, Moire, you are one of the most valued members of the MPA team. Do they pay you well?” Moiré’s answer: L.C., I’m so impressed that you have noticed my value here at MPA. While I don’t like to brag, I think I’ve come to terms with the FACT that without me, they’d be nothing! I often marvel at how self-important that tightwad-fun-hater COO, Justin, is. I mean, does he really think he gets customers through the door by simply […]
August 2, 2013
Kendra asks: “Moire what is your favorite summer activity?” Moiré’s answer: Kendra, thank you for your most inquisitive email. While I’m sure some will expect me to say yachting or sailing, I must admit my favorite summer activity is sun bathing. How I love the warm rays cascading over my expertly groomed exterior. I often take time to relax in the large window of the MPA conference room where, at the perfect time of day, the sun’s capacity to provide me both […]
July 26, 2013
Teran asks: I recently got a new laptop and was curious if there is a dependable free or cheap virus protection out there in WWW wonderland? Moiré’s answer: Teran, an actual technology question! I’m so honored you chose to send me a question with such impeccable merit. Too often I get overlooked for such advice. People prefer to pick my brain for opinions on raising children, romantic relationships, and world religion. It’s nice to be trusted with such a valuable issue as […]
July 12, 2013
This week’s question: Judy asks, “Moire, do you go to the county fair?” Moire’s answer: Judy! So thankful for such a question this week. Early on in the week I had asked our semi-evil COO, Justin, if I could venture out to the annual county fair. His response (in usual tight-wad, fun-hater style) was, “No, it might mess up that new hairdo you have!” Needless to say, I was highly upset by this as I so enjoy visting the county fair and all it […]
July 4, 2013
This week’s question:Dane writes: “Moire, what’s up with the American flag? I know what the 50 stars are, but what about the stripes and stuff?” Moire’s answer: And what a timely question you’re asking Dane! The flag of the United States of America (or OLD GLORY, as I like to call it) is one of the most widely recognized symbols to represent this fine country we live in. As you pointed out, it has 50 stars, which represent the 50 states. What […]
July 4, 2013
Can you believe we’re already halfway through this year? It’s been a truly great first half here, and I know that I’m looking forward to what the second half of 2013 will bring. Looking back over the past 6 months, I’ve watched our team grow both in size and experience. I’m proud of each one of our team members that offers their dedication to serve our customers & community. We’ve got lots of exciting things planned for the second half of […]
June 28, 2013
This week’s question: Jared asks, “Moire, do you have to pay taxes? My mom and dad pay taxes and, as much as they complain, it must not be fun!” Moire’s answer: Jared, the wonderful thing about being a kitty cat is that the government has yet to figure out how to charge me a single cent of tax! I must say that I wouldn’t be surprised if they somehow did figure out a way to put the SQUEEZE on my tail! But, […]
June 21, 2013
A letter from COO, Justin H….. Hello fans of Moire (A CAT)! I wanted to let you know that I appreciate all the nice, sometimes threatening, emails I received over the weekend and earlier this week regarding the proper care of Moire during the summer. After some confusion I realized he included my email address in his last column. (The column where he was whining about my ‘budget awareness’ when it comes to his cosmetic needs.) I do understand that […]
June 14, 2013
This week’s question: Tina asks “Moire, with all that long hair do you get hot this time of year?” Moire’s answer: Tina, you’ve asked a question with precise timing. This week I’ve been miserable. Good grief it is hot under these layers. I know, some people will tell you that cats have long hair as it insulates them. Insulates me from what? A nuclear explosion?! That’s rubbish in my opinion. I’m one hot kitty. Add the humidity on top of that and […]
June 7, 2013
This week’s question: Macy asks “Moire, have you ever gotten tired of living at MPA?” Moire’s answer: Macy, thank you for emailing me this question. I deeply appreciate your thoughtfulness. As you know from previous writings I do get cranky at times when dealing with various MPA team members (especially that ridiculous COO, Justin). And sometimes I become relentlessly bored on the weekend when no one is working. Still, if I reflect carefully, I am reminded of the humble beginnings from which […]