Ask Moire

How to say my name!!

March 8, 2013

This week’s question: June asks, “Moire, how the heck do we pronounce your name?

Moire’s answer: Thanks for your question, June.   (What a lovely name you have, by the way.)  I do get asked regularly the correct pronunciation of my name.  It is, sadly, not an easy name to say at first but it does roll off the tongue with some simple coaching.  The easiest way to think of MOIRE is “MORE” and “EH?”.  While this doesn’t capture the subtleties of the correct French diction, it gets the point across and works for general purposes!  You can also try “mohr-ey”.

I hope this information is of assistance to you!  I really don’t mind if you just call me ‘kitty’ or ‘handsome boy’.  Both of those are purrrrfectly acceptable as well.  One thing, however, don’t EVER call me “Murray”.  Mr. Ball, our head of Creative here at MPA, calls me that and I will tell you if he ever finds out what I do with his coffee cup he’d stop right away!

Have a wonderful day my fine, furless friends!  And remember toLOVE YOUR KITTY!

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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