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LOVE

January 24, 2014

It has been dictated to me that I must write about love.

I believe there is some ridiculous human holiday in the offing that somehow relates to this pithy and oddly-timed topic, and our ultra-hip marketing team here at MPA will no doubt seize upon the opportunity to make a quick buck on the lonely-hearted, the doe-eyed, and the ‘trying to make amends at the zero hour’ club.

Now don’t get me wrong, my faithful readers, I do enjoy love. But I wonder, do we have to have a holiday in order to remember what love is? I mean, do we have to have Christmas to remember how to give? Do we have to have Easter to remember the new life and promise of spring-time? Do we have to have St. Paddy’s Day to enjoy a beer? (By the looks of the MPA techs I’d say not!)

Indeed, we don’t need holidays to remember the simplest and most valuable emotions! If we do – then, SHAME. This kitty understands the meaning of love. I love my humans. My humans love me. I don’t need a commercial holiday to celebrate LOVE!

Wait a moment, my investment advisor just phoned in… my stock in 1-800-FLOWERS.com just plummeted. What was I saying about Valentine’s Day? Indeed, I love that holiday. Nothing better than a holiday to celebrate a fundamental emotion!

Fondest Regards, my Lovestruck Readers,
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MOIRE

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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