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Special friend??

May 3, 2013

This week’s question: The following question was left anonymously at the MPA Grand Re-Opening…. “Moire, do you ever get lonesome and wish you had a special friend?”

Moire’s answer: Anonymous, I feel that your question might be slightly loaded.  By using the word ‘special’ are you inferring that I need companionship of the female kind?  I’m not sure that I have time for such things.  I mean I’m extremely busy following the antics of the ever-eccentric, ever-geeky, ever-awesome MPA team.  How would I find time?

You do bring up an interesting point, however.  It is a possibility I get lonely at times.  I hadn’t really considered that.  The weekends are long and quiet.  After the store closes on Saturday afternoon IMIGHT get that feeling in the pit of my stomach. That sort of yearning for love and attention.  Wishing there was someone around to talk to.
Still, I am most certain that I don’t have the time for a special friend.  Maybe I need a new hobby?  Yes, I’m certain that I need a hobby that will keep me occupied on the weekends!  Racing?  Perhaps not.  Wine critic?  Been there, done that.  Movie buff? Too much fluff these days.  Hunting?  Hmmm, maybe.

Feel free to email me your ideas for the perfect kitty hobby.  I will keep thinking!  Until then, my faithful and sometimes nosy readers, have a delight week and remember to love your pets!
Fondest Regards,

MOIRE

Moire The Cat

I am a cat. A cat that has done more, seen more, and been more than most men will ever know. My pedigree is defined by modest lineage but I have risen to be one of the finest. One of the most humble, modest, handsome, intelligent, regal, charming, and cunning felines you may ever meet. I often have 'run-ins' with the MPA tight-wad, fun-hater COO, Justin over such things as spa visits and luxury grooming. Having a cat with the skills I possess is not in-expensive. I don't come with a manual and there is no 'figuring me out'. I write a weekly column called "ASK MOIRE" where my faithful readership gets advice and suggestions for a healthy, more balanced life by sending questions to this email address: MOIRE@ASKMPA.COM

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